We Drive Drunk!

Excuse me, please get out my way

I'm driving me a little drunk

Buzzed driving is drunk driving,

So might as well get really crunk

I had a fifth of Popov

And I topped it off with a little 'Ier

I had a margarita, and licked all the salt off,

Which is gay

Had me a couple pints of Captain Mo

Ain't hardly feeling nothin' yet

Had a little of Jimmy Beam

I think I might be seein' things

Who the hell is under my Corvette?

And as I drive

I crack open

A beer and chug it down

I can't see the road

Tonight,

We Drive Drunk!

Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac

With some Contiac

And some Rum

Tonight,

We Drive Drunk!

So I just might kill your father

And your mother

And your son

Get rolled by the cops

They ask if you got

A beer to spare

Yeah, right here

Got a half fucking case of Rollin' Rock

So let's do a toast

We did two of those

He said you look drunk

So head on straight home

Tonight,

We Drive Drunk!

Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac

With some Contiac

And some Rum

Tonight,

We Drive Drunk!

So I just might kill your father

And your mother

And your son

Driving drunker than a Lohan

Sippin' Rum and Coke and,

Pissin' in a Coke can

Speedometer's broken

(Driving drunk tonight)

Sipping on Bacardi

(Driving drunk tonight)

Winning like I'm Charlie

(Driving drunk tonight)

Listening to Marley

(Driving drunk tonight)

Watching some iCarly

Coulda taked a bus

And gotten safely off

Coulda raped a slut

Or stayed at home

And taken drugs

But I'm drivin' drunk

With hoes in the trunk

If I see Travon

I'm driving him home

Tonight,

We Drive Drunk!

Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac

With some Contiac

And some Rum

Tonight,

We Drive Drunk!

So I just might kill your father

And your mother

And your son

And as I drive

I crack open

A beer and chug it down

I can't see the road

Tonight