Lyrics Rucka Rucka ALI

Rucka Rucka ALI

Whutchu Jewin?

Jews keep tryin' to sue me,

How do Jews do that shit?

Why do Jews steal yo' shit?

How do Jews do that shit?

How do Jews, why do Jews,

Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue

They take your ring, they take your watch

They take your rocks, they take your pipe

When you ain't lookin', they take your bike

Feed them some bacon, they'll take your life

Sometimes we'd like to hate all of 'em

But lookin' back, they gave us Hoffman

So trust me, homie, they rip you off?

Just count your losses, don't piss 'em off!

They made Einstein, stand in line

For Chinese food, wasted his time

He built a bomb, dropped it on 'em

Then drank some wine, and said "L'chaim"

And if you're black, don't go to court

Cause they gonna ask you

"Where was you last Tuesday?"

Get a Jewish lawyer

Wanna date his daughter

And you're black?

Yeah, good luck with that.

Jews keep tryin' to sue me,

How do Jews do that shit?

Why do Jews steal your shit?

How do Jews do that shit?

How do Jews, why do Jews,

Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue

Jews keep tryin' to sue me

How do Jews do that shit?

Why do Jews steal your shit?

How do Jews do that shit?

How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue

How do Jews, try to sue

Let's all be honest!

OK, let's do this

You fuckin' hippies

You're fuckin' Jewish!

The fuck you doin'?

Rich son-a bitch!

Your name is Moscowitz-Greenberg-ovich!

So why you sayin'

That you're Indian?

You smoke the purp?

You're European!

Always complainin' about

Something or another so

Go tell your mother, fuckin' grow up!

Answer this question

Don't get offended,

What's your connection to 9/11?

OK, you're right, it wasn't you

Jews couldn't fly, they try to sue!

OK, we got it, Hitler was bad

Stop cryin' 'bout it and bomb Iran

Well, I don't like 'em

I think their wack,

They steal your shit and they're not even black!

Jews keep tryin' to sue me,

How do Jews do that shit?

Why do Jews steal your shit?

How do Jews do that shit?

How do Jews, why do Jews,

Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue

Jews keep tryin' to sue me

How do Jews do that shit?

Why do Jews steal your shit?

How do Jews do that shit?

How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue

How do Jews, try to sue

STOP!

Stop tryin' to take my shit!

(Oh it's just to borrow)

No! No!

(I'll give it back!)

Stop! Man, gimme my shit back, it's my shit!

(I'm gonna sue you!)

Won't ya just stop tryin' to sue me cuz I can't take it

Why won't you eat bacon?

(Oy! You know how much bacon costs? It's too expensive!)

Jews keep tryin' to sue me,

How do Jews do that shit?

Why do Jews steal your shit?

How do Jews do that shit?

How do Jews, why do Jews,

Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue

Jews keep tryin' to sue me

How do Jews do that shit?

Why do Jews steal your shit?

How do Jews do that shit?

How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue

How do Jews, try to sue

(OY VEY!)