You Ain't Big

You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama

Don't know who you are unless you made it in Wichita

Gotta get back to Kansas

Or at least southern North Carolina

You ain't big unless you're big in Mississippi

Don't know who you are unless you made it in Topeka

Gotta get back to Kansas

Or at least southern West Virginia

You ain't big if you're little in Texas

Don't know who are who you are unless you made it in Lawrence, Kansas

Wait a minute, Lawrence, Kansas

Doesn't really matter at all

You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama

Don't know who you are unless you made it in Wichita

Gotta get back to Kansas

Except of course back to Lawrence

(You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama)

God forbid, southern Pennsylvania

God forbid, eastern California

God forbid, western New York state