Drag Queen Honey
Oh no, she better don't!
I've been watching you and I like the way you werk
Why thank you, Diesel
You know my name!
'Course I know your name!
All goes up in here talkin' about how important and influential you are!
Baby!
You have the power to transform me into a-
Into a classy piece of ass
That's right, and I got a little something for you
I got a gift certificate from the Menourism's International House of Pancake Makeup
Bring it!
Okay
Bring it!
Okay
Bring it!
I'm a drag queen, honey!
Okay
Bring it! Ow! Bam!
I'm a drag queen, honey!
Okay! Yas!
Now, this is how you do drag
Gentlemen
Start your engines
And may the best woman, win!
Bring the Realness!
Okay, she arrives
I see the paparazzi is going crazy
Give it to her!
She's got the gift of life!
Hide your pocket books from these shady ass queens
Because they will steal, they will lie, they will cheat
But that's why they are my family
I hear an audience on the other side of that curtain
Ladies and gentlemen, do not be alarmed
Just hide your pocket books
I'm not talking to the queens
I'm- I'm talking to the audience
Nah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
She got a MAC lipstick
So she ain't poor (she ain't)
'Cause that shit cost money!
The tightest tuck in the world
Has just entered the building
Ladies and gentlemen
Hi, honey!
How are you?
Why you get so scared 'bout the immigration?
Oh, yeah
Imma have to call immigration in a minute
Immigration!
Immigration!
Bring the Realness!
Werk!
I'm a drag queen, honey!
I'm a drag queen, werk!
I'm a drag queen, honey!
I'm a drag queen, werk!
I'm a drag queen, honey!
I'm a drag queen, werk!
I'm a drag queen, honey!
You better work!
Yes gurl, run for your life, honey!
Yes honey, cars will be keyed this afternoon
She's not the mistake by the lake
She only used to live in Cleveland.
Oh the fashions for your interactions
Honey, it's the queens in this house
Okay, when we call your name
We want you to stand, right here
Okay?
Well There you have it, there you have it
Now she, now it can be told now it can be told
Now- it- so it is written, so it has been said
Now-tha-tha- Shedonealreadydonehadit
Because that's what they done told her
[...] She's the supreme queen
She's the supreme queen
She's livin' out of a storage facility
In Fort Lauderdale, Florida and she's makin' those coins
She's makin' those coins, yes!
Many stars have lived their lives
And fulfilled their dreams
Outta a storage facility
Now this is how you do Draaaaaag!
Bring it!
[laughs]
Hey Pepper, how's tricks?
O- Oh hey Ole Smeller!
Who's the new girl witcha?
Oh this here's Cupcake!
Top o' the mornin' to ya Cupcake
It's mid afternoon! You got some money for me?!
Bitches and Hoes always after me Lucky Charms!
Get in!
You know this freak?
Yeah! That's just Old Smeller
He's perfectly harmless
He likes to jack off while smelling girls farts
Really?!
Yeah! All the girls love him
Well alright
WEEERK!
I'm a drag queen, honey!
I'm a drag queen, werk!
I'm a drag queen, honey!
I'm a drag queen, werk!
I'm a drag queen, honey!
I'm a drag queen, werk!
I'm a drag queen, honey!
You better work!