RuPaul The Red-Nosed Reindeer

OK, y'all, here's the story of the legendary queens...

Miss Dasher, Dancer, Prancy, Vixen, Lady Comet, Cupid, Donna, and Blitzenia...

But child, do you recall the fiercest drag queen of them all?

RuPaul the red-nosed drag queen

Drag queen

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw it

Saw it

You would even say it glows

All of the other drag queens

Drag queen

Used to laugh and call her names

They never let poor RuPaul

RuPaul

Join in any drag queen games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

"RuPaul with your nose so bright

So bright

Won't you star in my show tonight?"

Show tonight

Then how the drag queens loved her

Loved her

And they shouted out with glee

"RuPaul you big foot, red-nosed drag queen

You'll go down in history

You'll go down in history!"

Shiny nose

RuPaul

Go down in history

RuPaul the red-nosed drag queen

Drag queen

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw it

Saw it

You would even say it glows

All of the other drag queens

Drag queen

Used to laugh and call her names

They never let poor RuPaul

RuPaul

Join in any drag queen games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

"RuPaul with your nose so bright

So bright

Won't you star in my show tonight?"

Show tonight

Then how the drag queens loved her

Loved her

And they shouted out with glee

"RuPaul you big foot, red-nosed drag queen

You'll go down in history

You'll go down in history!"

Shiny nose

RuPaul

Go down in history

RuPaul

So bright

Red-nosed drag queen

Go down in history

RuPaul

So bright

Red-nosed drag queen

Go down in history

RuPaul

So bright

Red-nosed drag queen

Go down in history

RuPaul

So bright

Red-nosed drag queen

Go down in history