Metal Man

Don't make me try to listen

To that ska-core crap

Just bust out some Metallica

Or pop in spinal tap

You say that metal's stupid

Wrong I think you need a reason

That's why I wrote this song

You say I don't care cause Satan is my best friend

Oh I don't know but its alright

I want you to know I don't know what you said

'Cause something you should know my friend

Is its much too loud for me to hear

I bash my head repeatedly

Hard into the wall

And fast I will will I repeat brain damage

Will I fall you can't expect that?

You don't think that's alright?

Well I don't care cause

I'll listen to metal all night!