Oh My God, Whatever, Etc.

Something's beating on the wall on the other side

Strange lovers moan

Each other's names on by sheets

For the very first time

One of them's James

The other's some name she changes every time she lies across his bed

But the light of the moon leads the way towards the morning

And the sun, the sun's well on its way too soon to know

And, oh my God, whatever, etcetera

If I could I'd fold myself away like a card table

A concertina or a Murphy bed

I would but I wasn't made that way so you know instead

I'm open all night and the customers come to stay

And everybody tips but not enough to knock me over

I'm so tired

I just worked two shifts

But the light of the moon leads the way towards the morning

And the sun, the sun's well on its way too soon, to know

Oh, my God

Oh, my God, whatever, etcetera

Etcetera