Welcome To The Zoo

Annie's got a thing about leather

Bobby's got a thing about lace

Maryanne's getting light as a feather

Just like the nose that

used to be on her face

Somebody tell me

what the hell is goin' on

Oh Please

Cause I've bin standing here

for way too long.

Welcome to our Zoo

Welcome to the Zoo

We saved a room for you.

Sally's got a ring in her naval

Larry's got a spoon up his nose

Peggy Sue likes to eat

when she's able

Just how she's able to,

God only knows

Billy's got a piece in his pocket

Suzy's got some rocks to grind

Johnny wants to shoot off his rocket

But everybody knows that

he's almost blind

Will someone tell me

what the hell is goin' on

Oh Please

Cause I've been standin' here

for way to long

Welcome to our Zoo

Welcome to the Zoo

We saved a room for you.