Time Of My Life Redux

Consider me to be a fly on the wall with a bird's eye view

I stare, as my birthtime drew near

The only earth i knew reared me in a world i grew to fear

I do appear quite nude and warm

I'm like "what's up with the lights and the white uniforms?"

You're damn right you're truly wrong when a hand strikes the newly born.

"i can't fight" i'm cruely scorned.in a man's life, the beauty's gone

I was scared with fright through the storm

I'm prepared to write a mutiny song

"it's a miracle ma!" damn my dick is long

Oh, that's just the umbellical chord

Clip clip, snip snip.and now it's gone along with my foreskin

One of them awful things that they do to theoffspring

The sting is lessened by the drugs they pump into my miniature body

Making us addicts just that quick is their signature hobby

An infamous robbery, and if i'm not careful then my shaft'll break

It's got me coming up with creative ways to masturbate

I wanna be held but my father rebelled and my mother's unconscious

I went from a dark bliss to some boxes

It's obnoxious the way the doctors poke and prod

Seriously i can barely function

This is my first out-of-body experience and alien abduction

I'm barely a munchkin after just minutes of labor

They're putting my tiny footprints on some birth certificate paper

My personal hell of isolation began in an incubator

To think of it later, slice open my wrist and check the microchip data

They didn't capture it on beta film or audio

The year made me a dragon, the month made me a scorpio

The weak, feeble, helpless baby boy cried for nights

But that day was the time of my life

But that day was the time of my life

But that day, but that day was the time of my life

But that day, but that day, but that day, but that day, but

That day was the time of my life