Doper Than Dope

Ah, to the beat y'all

Yes, yes, y'all

Salt and Pepa's here with a brand new call

People are saying, "No, it just can't be them"

But yes, it's Salt and Pepa on the mic again

Here to let you know how the rhymes just go

When it's time to pick up the microphone

And let the voice flow

So yo, Steevee-O, let the beat go

Whether it's fast or slow or medium tempo

No one can ever flow smooth as this

Whether he's a Mister or she's a Miss

So come one, come all, ya gotta bust a sound

Or rather the rhyme will just gather around

To see the doper than dope ones, fulfill the circumference

Go out and buy an amp so that you can pump this

It's startin' to irk me, yo, Salt, what irks you?

Other MCs couldn't fill up a circle with fans

While we were on vacation you couldn't complete your end

Salt and Pepa now we're back and again featuring

Spinderella, she's not a fella but a pro

And on the wheels of steel good to go

Cuttin' up a storm sometimes it's frightning

First comes the rain then strike the lightning

Doper than dope, can anyone cope?

Yes, a-maybe, ahh - nope, so why do you persist and try?

Look me right in the eye and tell me are you that fly?

That you can pick up the microphone

We stake the mic alone

Hope that you never run into Salt and Pepa

Cuz we're doper than dope

Yo, it's been a long time, but now we're back

Salt and Pepa's gettin' funky on a brand new track

And more up-to-par, swift like a car

Stickin' to your mouth like rooftop tar

Leaving a scar on those who spar

So pass the cigar, get a drink from the bar

Lyrics gonna flood your mind like the reservoir

Here they are, come and join the Salt and Pepa seminar

The rhymes are refined, some call them bizarre

But they can catch your ears like a bass guitar

And speakin' of base, why did ya in the first place?

Walkin' around town till I see you face to face

You didn't wanna speak so I rested my case

And now you're feelin' kinda fragile like an antique vase

But don't worry friends or even give up hope

Cuz this time we're hyper than hype on the mic

Call us doper than dope

Spinderella, where ya at?

Give us a funky scratch

This is it, this is it

Gettin' doper than doper than dope can get

Uh, hit me

Two times

Three-two-one break down, ya broke up

Cuz you started speakin' when you shouldn't have spoke up

You went the wrong way, you shouldn't have tried

To dis Salt and Pepa cuz half-steppers gettin' fried

Cuz these females at five minutes a beat

Is all it takes for us to take control seven days a week

You're wack, stick to your skeezin' please

And let's not waste time on the weak MCs

Cuz they're unreal, and we're the real deal

Cuz we reveal the real sex appeal

Yo, fellas, you want some, come and get some

Doper than dope rhymes so I can hit some

Musical notes that can hypnotize

Keep your eyes on the lips, hips, and thighs

Try to concentrate on the whole scenery

Cuz this is Salt and the Pepa MC

Yo, here to rock right with the Idolmakers clan

There's Steevee-O, Hurby the Luv Bug and also

The Invincibles, Fat Doug, Dre, and Bougie

And much more so get your VCR and pick my Fuji tape

And rush for your house, don't move slow

Cuz you might miss the main Idols in the video

You guessed it, yes, it's no joke

Salt and Pepa's on the mic gettin' (what?)

Gettin' doper than doper than doper than dope

Enough (Why?), cuz this ain't your average stuff

And when it comes to rockin' rhymes Salt and Pepa don't bluff

We were the Showstoppers that took your men

We made you shake it then you push it, and we started a trend

But this trend is kinda different, it's not a gold rope

This time it's Salt and Pepa, Spinderella gettin' doper than dope