Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

You say either, I say either

You say neither, I say neither

either, either

neither, neither

Let's call the whole thing off

You like potatoes, I like potatoes

You like tomatoes, I like tomatoes

Potatoes, potatoes

tomatoes, tomatoes

Let's call the whole thing off

And if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And if we ever part

that might break my heart

You wear pajamas, I wear pajamas

I wear pajamas and give up pajamas

And for we know we need each other so

We better call the calling off off

Better call the whole thing off

And if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And if we ever part

that might break my heart

If you like oysters, I like oysters

I order oyster and cancel the oyster

And for we know we need each other so

We better call the calling off off

Better call the whole thing off