I Love This Bar

Well, we got winners

We got losers

Chain smokers and boozers

And we got high-techs

We got bikers

And plenty of thirsty hitchhikers

And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm

I love this bar

We got divorcees

And a big ol' bouncer man

We got dancing girls

We got a damn good band

We got waitresses

Yeah, we got bar flies

We got a dumb ass

We got a wise guy

And if we get too drunk you can sleep out in your car

Uh huh, huh

I sure love this bar

I love my bar

My kind of place

Where just walking through that front door

It puts a big smile on my face

No cover charge

Come as you are

Uh huh, huh

Whoo, I love this bar

I like my truck (I like my truck)

I like my old lady (I like your girlfriend)

I like to take her out to dinner

Take in a movie now and then

But I love my bar

It's my kind of place

We just strolling around the dance floor

Keeps a big smile on my face

It ain't too far

So come as you are

Uh huh, huh

I sure love this bar

'Cause we got [Sammy Hagar "Red"] heads

We got [Grateful Dead "Dead"] heads

We got a bunch of juicers and potheads

And we got [Van Halen "Cabo Wabo"]

Now we got Tahoe

Come on baby, the whole world's gonna [Van Halen "Cabo Wabo"]

And we all know just exactly who we are, don't we now

Uh huh, huh

I love this bar, well

Uh huh, huh

I love this bar, whoo yes I do

Yeah man, uh