Sam I Am

Well, tried to be your paper boy

Tried to be your boy scout

Tried to be your ice cream man

I could not be your soldier

Or even drive your bus

My skills weren't always that obvious

Yeah, but I hope you understand

I'll do the best I can

I ain't no perfect man but Sam I am

I'm a back-talkin' fighter

A silver bullet biter

I'm a flip-flop slider

And a guitar moonlighter

I'm your prove it all nighter

Your holy ghost writer

Pale of shade whiter

I'm your rock 'n' roll driver, oh yeah, oh yeah

That's all I am

I tried to be your oil man

Tried to be your big boss

Tried to be your broker but you took a loss

It's just a hopeless case

And I ain't no lawyer

I only got a few tricks I can show ya

And I hope you understand it

I'll do the best I can

I ain't no Superman but Sam I am

And I'm a feel good doctor

A big bad talker

After midnight walker

Sittin on the bay docker

I'm a sunshine stalker

Hodaddy wave watcher

Heaven's door knocker

Blue, white and red rocker, oh yeah, oh yeah

That's all I am

Well, well listen

I tried to be everything to you

Yeah, but it would not would not do

I got nothin on my resume

But I can rock you and roll you each and everyday

Have mercy on me

I am not sorry

Believe me, it's easy

I'll do my best to be a

Straight shot shooter

A bad motor scooter

Sunny honeymooner

Your heavy metal crooner

Make you wanna holler

Shirt with no collar

Wish I was a couple inches taller

White, blue and red rocker, oh yeah, oh yeah

Uh, I say yeah, yeah, yeah

That's all I am

That's all I am

Baby, baby, baby

Sam I Am