If You're Gonna Walk, I'm Gonna Crawl

I'm a Monday night football, Friday night pool hall guy

I ain't never been one to let a good time pass me by

You're standin' there statin' you're tired of waitin'

My celebratin's gratin' on you

If you feel that way, if it'll make you stay

Well, here's what I'm gonna do

If you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawl

You'll see how low a man can go

When his back's against the wall

I'll be grovelin' in the gravel

If you make that taxi call

If you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawl

You're a one man, pure gold genuine good ol' girl

You've been waitin' on me to get tired of my neon world

Now the turn you've taken has got me shakin'

It's a heart breakin' wake up call

Now I'm seein' how you see me

And I feel about shoe top tall

If you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawl

You'll see how low a man can go

When his back's against the wall

I'll be grovelin' in the gravel

If you make that taxi call

If you're gonna walk, I'm gonna crawl