Spam

Spam

It's pink and it's oval

Spam

I buy it at the Mobil

Spam

It's made in Chernobyl

Spam

Now when I was a child

My family was so poor

They didn't have the finer things in life to eat

So we had a plan

In a big blue can

The government substitute for meat

Spam

It's pink and it's oval

Spam

I buy it at the Mobil

Spam

It's made in Chernobyl

Spam

To get me to eat it at dinner

They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner

He was a winner that never knew defeat

And when he got hungry

When he got hungry

He cracked open that special treat

It was

Spam

It's pink and it's oval

Spam

I buy it at the Mobil

Spam

It's made in Chernobyl

Spam

S-P-A-M

Don't you know it's my best friend

S-P-A-M

Again and again and again

S-P-A-M

Don't you know it's my best friend

S-P-A-M

Again and again and again and again

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R

There's one meat by-product that's best by far

It's

Spam

It's pink and it's oval

Spam

I buy it at the Mobil

Spam

It's made in Chernobyl

Spam