Billy Does Your Bulldog Bite

Well, there's a girl in the neighborhood

I'd get close to her if I could

I think she likes me but I don't know for sure

I walk by and she's wavin' from the door

Her kid brother's got a dog that's mean

Meanest dog that I've ever seen

Can't even set a foot in her yard

Hey, little Billy, why're ya laughin' so hard?

Billy, does your bulldog bite?

I gotta see your sister tonight

I wanna kiss and hold her tight

So quit foolin' around

And tell me, Billy, does your bulldog bite?

Well, so I went down to the pound

And I got me a female hound

One that, that old bulldog would like

And I turned her loose on him tonight

So, Billy, where's your bulldog Spike?

I haven't seen him around here all night

I bet that now he feels alright

I don't miss him a bit

So tell me, Billy, where's your bulldog Spike?

I used to have to say, Billy, does your bulldog bite?

I gotta see your sister tonight

I wanna kiss and hold her tight

So quit foolin' around

And tell me, Billy, does your bulldog

Billy, does your bulldog, Billy, does your bulldog bite?

I used to have to say, Billy, does your bulldog bite?

I gotta see your sister tonight

I wanna kiss and hold her tight

So quit foolin' around

And tell me Billy, does your bulldog

Billy does your bulldog, Billy, does your bulldog bite?