Smokin' Hot Wife

I walk around with a big fat grin

I can't believe how lucky I've been

Like Opie and Andy, the Mayberry life

With my kids and my dogs and my smokin' hot wife

I got a truck and some land

And I play in a band with my friends on a Saturday night

I thank God for the good life

I'm fightin' the good fight

From the porch in the swing by my smokin' hot wife

I ain't much to look at, so I don't know how

I ended up with the milk and the cow

We're off to Daytona, we're packed in tight

My kids and their friends and my smokin' hot wife

I got my toes in the sand, an ice tea in my hand

And I'm livin' out the fantasy life

I look out at the ocean and yell for more lotion

From my chair at the beach by my smokin' hot wife

She's so fine

She's all mine

I'm a fortunate man and I fold my hands

On my knees every night

I'm thankin' sweet Jesus 'cause when everyone see us they say

Holy Pete how did he get a smokin' hot wife?

He's got some kids and some dogs and a smokin' hot wife

He's got a porch and a swing and a smokin' hot wife

She's so fine

She's all mine