Unless The Laker Game Was On

In Manhattan if the ghouls were ever

Let loose on an unsuspecting day

They'd run for cover,

They'd look everywhere in every possible way

But just like in the 1984 smash hit film Ghostbusters

Well I would cross the streams for you

Summon all the energy that I could muster

Unless, of course, the Laker game was on

'Cause you're my sweet thing...

And I think you're keen... I do

If you should ever have to walk in the steps of Joe

To travel to the Wamponiwooze volcano

Well I would take a sick day

And I'd swim to meet you there

Weep in the orange soda,

I put hyacinths in your hair

Unless, of course, the Laker game was on

'Cause you're my sweet thing...

And I think you're keen... I do

'Cause you're my sweet thing...

And I think you're keen... I do