Earache My Eye

My mama's talkin' to me

She tells me how to live

But I don't listen to her

'Cause my head is like a sieve

My daddy he disowned me

'Cause I wear my sisters clothes

He caught me in the bathroom

With a pair of pantyhose

The basketball coach

Done kicked me off the team

For wearing hi-heel sneakers

And acting like a queen

The world's coming to an end

And I don't even care

As long as I can have my limo

And my long blond hair

And it don't bother me

If people think I'm funny

'Cause I'm a big rock star

And I make a lot of money

I'm so bloody rich

I own apartment buildings

Shopping centers, condominiums

And I only know three chords

You fools, watch me now