Swiss Army Girl

My girl's all a man could want, there ain't no doubt about her

I got a girl and yes indeed-

She's got everything I need.

You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best.

I built myself a fine machine-

She does more than cook and clean.

I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady

My Swiss Army Girl.

I'm a scientific genius and here's my story,

It all came together in my laboratory.

I couldn't find a dream girl to become my wife,

Then I got this idea from my pocket knife.

Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien,

But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine.

She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl.

She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl.

Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I'm no fool,

Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool.

Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs,

She canges into many things with lightning speed.

Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien,

But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine.

My girl's all a man could wish-

She can even scale a fish.

Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a Soloflex and so much more.

You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best.

Swiss Army Girl for me not you-YODEL-ODEL-A-HEE-HOO!

She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl.

She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl.