Let's Have a Kiki

What's up? It's Pickles. Leave a message.

Hey, I'm calling you back.

Oooh, she's been a bitch tonight.

And by bitch I mean this rain; no cab, nowhere.

So I had to put on the wig, and the heels

And the lashes, and the ears, and take the train, to the club

And you know the MTA should stand for:

Motherfuckers Touching My Ass

So then I get to the club

Looking like a drowned, harassed rat

And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door

But our friend, Johnny Five-O

Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party

So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea!

So I hope you're up girl

Because we are all coming over

Lock the doors, lower the blinds

Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels

'Cause I know exactly what we need

Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors, tight

Let's have a kiki, motherfucker

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive, turn, work

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve, and work and turn

And h-h-honey

A kiki is a party, for calming all your nerves

We're spilling tea, and dishing just desserts one may deserve

And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave

So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui

Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors, tight

Let's have a kiki, motherfucker

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive, turn, work

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve, and work and turn

And h-h-honey

Oh, what a wonderful kiki

This kiki is marvelous

(Work it girl, very liberty, eww, you know girl

We were sitting back here just having a kiki)

(Kiki, Soso, Oui Oui, Non Non) (4x)

Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors, tight

Let's have a kiki, motherfucker

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Dive, turn, work

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve, and work and turn

And h-h-honey

Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki

Lock the doors, tight

Let's have a kiki, hunty, drop her

I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki

Boots, turn, queen

Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve, and work and turn

And h-h-honey