I Hate You

Spoken-

Sweetheart, you know it's been awhile -

Something that's been on my mind that I really needed to express to you....

I must tell you how I really feel....

Oh you are an angel

An angel sent from hell

Your mouth like a sailor

Your cheap cosmetic smell

Darling you are a loser

It's you I love to kill

Darling you ruined my life

So I hate you and I always will

From your implants that failed

To the milkman that you nailed

It's been you, it's been you

That's tried to make me lose my mind

Well, you come on so tough

And then you can't get it up

And if you do

Then it's still hard to find

You cheap little ho'

Slippin' out the back door

You go out with any man

For a nickel or a dime

You no workin bum

You never made me come

Yeah, I faked it

Each and every time

Oh you are a big fat couch-sittin' sport-watchin' alky

Corona's by the keg

Oh darlin' I'll stop my drinking

If you'll only shave your legs

It's too bad your mama wasn't on the pill

Leave my mother out of this

Darling you ruined my life

So I hate you and I always will

Darling you ruined my life

So I hate you and I always will

You ruined my life

So I hate you and I always will

Sweetheart, I hate you

I hate you too, baby