California Sucks

california sucks california sucks it's worse than old

new york filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid

surfing dorks hot tubs and ja'causezi's and swaying green

that makes you sneeze california sucks! california sucks

palm trees rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog

can bet i never will california sucks - just look who you've

with all the cash they make california movie stars strung

the people there are fake they can buy their plastic lives

produced ronald reagan, jerry brown and countless other

out on sleeping pills no - i've never been there and you

fools west coast sun-tanned morons - you don't know how

to think i can't wait til your state erodes and

you fall into the drink