Carnival of Schadenfreude

Here in the Carnival of Schadenfreude Everyone's acting like they're so annoyed Looks like my name is mud I can't help but ask "So what?" I'm trying to make a buck, not friends Everyone's piling on If I had a magic wand I'd offer to shove it up their ass

Deep in the ugly heart of Texas now They called it a battle of the sexes - wow! It all seems a little fake I can't seem to catch a break My gosh and for goodness' sake it's silly Fat kicked me in the pants But I got paid in advance Enjoy that 30,000 dollar mess!

Here in the Carnival of Schadenfreude Everyone's saying that I'm unemployed Kick a man while he's down, You'd better make sure he's out for good Or you're gonna have a problem Hey, go ahead and laugh 'Cause guess what, ya chumps? I'm back and I won't forget who sold me out

No, I won't forget who sold me out. I won't forget who sold me out.