Lyrics Screeching Weasel

Screeching Weasel

Celena

Celena looks at me and asks me if i know whats on tv

and now she wants to know what's wrong with me

and why I always have to be so me

Celena wants to know: why i never seem to want to go

to all the things her friends are going to

and why we never do what she wants to

And I can't wait, cause I can talk to her and

make her understand I'm not the boyfriend she made

herself believe I was

But Celena's brave and Celena says, yah Celena says

I broke her heart she's going to think about all

the time she wasted with me and with him

Celena says she's tired of spending so much of her

precious time watchin' me while I watch Benny Hill

And countin' every minute that I kill

Celena says she's young and deserves to have a little fun

but if that's what Celena really thinks

then I don't understand why she won't leave

I'm getting tired of seeing her drunken body lying

on the stairs- I've seen the pictures in the paper

You'll know why I'm here

But Celena's brave and Celena says, yah Celena says

I broke her heart, she's going home to see her mom

And to think of ways that'll make me miserable

Celena's telling me that my future doesn't look too promising

She sits there eating ice cream while she pouts

and wonders why I sleep out on the couch

Celena looks at me and tells me I'm not the guy I used to be

I smoke a cigarette and fall asleep

and she continues right on nagging me

I'm getting married at the chapel

She doesn't seem to care-

I've seen the pictures shown on TV-

You'll know why I'm here

But Celena's brave and Celena says, yah Celena says

I broke her heart

She's going home to her mom and to think of ways

to make me miserable...