Crying In My Beer

What will it take to make you happy

What will it take to stop your whining

What will it take to make you ?

What will it take to stop your crying

I know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down

So if it makes you feel a bit better, just picture me

Crying, crying in my beer

I got a feeling you've been damaged

I think you've got way too much time on your hands

I throw away your stupid little letter

Like Margie Whipple you don't get it

If you were a TV show baby you would've been cancelled

Due to declining viewership, recycled plots, and bad acting

Crying in my beer

It's pointless to wonder what life would be like with you and me

'Cause me minus you equals one less little parasite less

I'm crying in my beer