I Wanna Be A Homosexual

i gotta little lisp

and i've been working on my limp

wrist women are a frag

and i think i wanna be a faggot

mincing ninny, a praning fairy,

merry little queen

a brice labruce wet dream,

a nacy boy with wings

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i wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual (4x)

shock the middle class,

take it up your punk rock ass

you rub your little thing

when you see phony dykes

in penthouse magazine

so whats the difference,

mr. cream rince

you just need a man,

a beefy leather fag

to take you out in drag

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call me a faggot,

call me a butt-loving, fudge packing, queer

i don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge

that makes me wanna drink a beer

and be a pansy, a homo

shock the middle class,

take it up your punkrock ass

you rub your puny thing

when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street

who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts

you're so full of shit

why don't you admit

you don't have the balls to be a queer

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