Joanie Loves Johnny

Let's go to Milwaukee

say hi to Mr. C.

Fonzi Potsi Richie too

Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue

Joanie loves Johnny Joanie

and Johnny kiss

Chachi is getting pissed

these aren't very happy days

cause nobody's getting laid

Joanie loves Johnny

now Jenny Piccolo works at the peepshow

Pinkie Tuscadero's stewed

Fonzie's all fucked up on 'ludes

Joanie loves Johnny

Joan and John got tattoos

now they're going to inspiration

point that's where we're all shooting heroin

Joanie loves Johnny