O.M.W.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

That is truly what I'd really like to be.

'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

Then everyone would be in love with me.

Oscar Meyer weiners

Come get your hotdogs

Ah, their made with all

This shit from a cow that

Nobody wants, like mucous

And marrow and eyeballs

And bile, and all that crap

That really makes them taste

So damn, really fucking good.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

That is truly what I'd really like to be.

'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner

Then everyone would be in love with me.