The Last Janelle

You dopes are all the same and that's why I'm so ashamed

To be a part of what might be called the punk rock community

You take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly

Post messages on aol but don't you dare fuck with janelle

She's everything that you are not she's not a girl,

She is a thought she's an idea or an ideal that you won't ever get

So go play with your make believe internet friends

She's on a greyhound bus I ate a hairy coconut

I think I might have diverticulitis is there too much beer

Inside us ugly riot girls saying I don't know shit -

It hurts to know you care enough to send the very shittiest,

So gentlemen and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat

That your stupid on-line world and your stupid comments

May well be justification for a beating where applicable

Not valid in vermont void where prohibited and shut your fucking mouth

Don't go to easter isle and overpopulate

You'll destroy god's spaceship earth dilute dilute ok