Don't Bother

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity

Ami

She's the greatest cook

And she's fat free

Emi

She's been to private school

Ami

And she speaks perfect French

She's got the perfect friends

Oh isn't she cool?

Emi

She practices Tai Chi

She'd never lose her nerve

She's more than you deserve

She's just far better than me

Hey, hey!

So don't bother

I won't die of deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't feel sorry

And don't bother

I'l be fine

But she's waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

Cmi

So don't bother, be unkind

Emi

I'm sure she doesn't know

How to touch you like I would

Ami

I beat her at that one good

Don't you think so?

Emi

She's almost six feet tall

She must think I'm a flea

Ami

I'm really a cat, you see

And it's not my last life at all

Hey, hey!

So don't bother

I won't die of deception

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Cmi

Don't feel sorry

Don't bother

Ami

I'll be fine

But she's waiting

The ring you gave to her will lose its shine

Cmi

So don't bother, be unkind

For you, I'd give up all I own

And move to a communist country

If you came with me, of course

And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you

And lose those pounds, and learn about football

If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't

So don't bother,

I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine

I promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type

I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't bother,

I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine

I promise you won?t ever see me cry

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type

I promise you won't ever see me cry