14 Years

14 years said the judge

And give my love to Wormwood Scrubs

Leave it out you're taking the piss

I wrote all that on cannabis

Sorry son you're going to jail

And don't even think about getting bail

I said leave it out you're taking the piss

I wrote all that on cannabis

Yeah they nicked me cos they were able

To see what I'd written on the table

I never rob from the poor

I only rob securicor

The Group 4 man said he had a plan

Here's the keys now give us the grand

I said leave it you're taking the piss

But can you get me any cannabis?

Yeah they nicked me cos they were able

To see what I'd written on the table

I never rob from the poor

I only rob securicor

14 years they were having a laugh

And now they've got a photograph

14 years they were taking the piss

But we all know what I really miss

Yeah they nicked me cos they were able

To see what I'd written on the table

I never rob from the poor

I only rob securicor