Evil Way

Been in the pub since half past five

All day long I've laughed and cried

I'm like you I need a drink or two

Mum's down the bingo it's Friday night

Dad's down the dogtrack I hope he has a fight

I'm alright I know what I want tonight

I'm gonna get my end away

I'm gonna get my end away

I'm gonna get my evil way

I don't know what I'm doing

But I don't care

I'd better go to the loo

I'm just about to ...bleugh

But I'm like you I need a drink or two

I wanna girl but there's nothing in here

Just old men and pints of beer

But I'll be alright if I get what I want tonight

I wanna get my end away

I wanna get my end away

I wanna have my evil way

Oh look at that Harry lovely innit

Innit handsome hey oh what a pair on that

What could you do with that

I could do with that definitely

Oi darling, over here love, come on

Come and have a good time with us

I wanna get my end away

I wanna get my end away

I wanna have my evil way