Lord of the Flies

He's the lord of the flies and the killer of the ants

He was the kid in class who said up your arse

He always tries to be

Everybody's company

But he sometimes gets

The rope hung round his neck

He's got a first class ticket for a second class ride

The life he leads is his passion and his pride

His life is just a dare

One look one dealy stare

No he's not your cup of tea

He's not your pedigree

He's got the mind of a diary but the life of a library

So please excuse him for his spelling mistakes