Inspector Gadget

His Bag Of Tricks Would Confuse 007

Two Mobile Phones Is His Idea Of Heaven

He Thinks It's Cool When His Pager Plays Elvis

Life Would Be Hell Without Duracells

Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

Here He Comes Again - Can't Kick The Habit

But We Can't Talk 'Cos We Know That He's Listening

We Can't Slip Up 'Cos We Know He Won't Miss A Thing

Know For A Fact He Wants In On The Act

Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

Here He Comes Again - Can't Kick The Habit

Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

Hello...

Everything That He Does, Nearly Drives Us Insane

Everything That He Says, Ends Up Sounding The Same

Phone Rings At Six And He'll Wake Us At Seven

Check's In At Eight When The Plane's At Eleven

He Can't Be Late - He'd Much Rather Wait

Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

Here He Comes Again - Can't Kick The Habit

Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

Hello...

Everything That He Does, Nearly Drives Us Insane

Everything That He Says, Ends Up Sounding The Same

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Everything That We Do, Says He's Done It Before

Any Subject We Name, Says He Knows The Score

Everything That He Does, Nearly Drives Us Insane

Everything That He Says, Ends Up Sounding The Same

Hello, Inspector Gadget - Can't Kick The Habit

And In His Dreams He's A Fountain Of Knowledge

He Knows So Much That He's Got His Own College

Thinks He's Switched On - But He's Got It Wrong

Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

Here He Comes Again - Can't Kick The Habit

Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

Hello...

Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

Here He Comes Again - Can't Kick The Habit

Here He Comes - Inspector Gadget

Hello...