Shiny Black Taxi Cab

We're in a shiny black taxi cab

Cruising through busy streets

Neon lights shining bright

On shiny black leather seats

Hang a left hang a right

On the corners outta site

Midnight traffic light green's for go go

Backstreet joyride, we love soho

Shiny black, shiny black

Shiny black taxi cab

When you're trowing up

You feel bad in a shiny black taxi cab

In a shiny taxi cab

Our meter's doing overtime

Suberbia has gone to sleep

As the city starts to come alive

And everybody's on the street

Late shows, adult mags

Sleezy brown dirty macs

Midnight traffic light green's for go go

Backstreet joyride, we love soho

Shiny black, shiny black

Shiny black taxi cab

Havin' the most fun you've ever had

In a shiny taxi cab

Plumstead, you must be joking

Shiny black, shiny black

Shiny black taxi cab

When you're trowing up

You feel bad in a shiny black taxi cab

In a shiny taxi cab

Shiny black, shiny black

Shiny black taxi cab

Havin' the most fun you've ever had

In a shiny taxi cab

Shiny black, shiny black

Shiny black taxi cab

Havin' the most fun you've ever had

In a shiny taxi cab

D'you know, I had them girls in

The back of the cab the other week?

Sick all over the back seat

I had to charge 'em double

They oughta bring back the birch

You know, bring back national service

Bring back hanging, hanging

Hanging's too good for 'em

I'm not prejudice or anything

You know, these mini cab drivers

They've got no tax, no insurance

Some of 'em don't even have a bleedin' car

Anyway John, where yer wanna go then?