Take A Break

I love you, you hate me..

Let's make it up over a cup of tea..

Take your mind off your mortality,

Win fifty pounds for a shopping spree...

Chorus

Take a break,

From the daily routine..

Disconnect yourself from the washing machine

The operation didn't go as planned..

Couldn't have happened to a nicer man...

Cleo the doberman saved my life..

My uncle's mistress ran off with my wife..

Chorus x1

Bet he did it with my teenage neighbour,

While I was in labour, I was in labour..

Chorus x1

Take a break...

From the daily routine..

Send your life story

to the cheap magazine..