This Club Is A Haunted House

RuPaul Intro:

Once upon a time there was a little dead girl 

Dug up from the corn fields of Newton, Iowa. 

She was discovered by a much more

Gorgeous, blacker, beautiful, famous drag queen,

And her career took off!

Oh Lord, I've created a monster…

You betta burn witch!

Verse 1:

Get possessed by the DJ

You'll scream like Linda Blair

Pick up a trick or treat and

Come to the party tonightmare

Pre-Chorus:

You grab a drink drink

I'll grab a knife knife

This is the end of the rest of your life life

You grab a drink drink

I'll grab a knife knife

This is the end of the rest of your life life

Chorus:

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

Verse 2:

Is that a monster in your pocket

Or are you just happy to see me?

We'll make you tingle like William Castle

T.G.I.F. the 13th!

Pre-Chorus:

You grab a drink drink

I'll grab a knife knife

This is the end of the rest of your life life

You grab a drink drink

I'll grab a knife knife

This is the end of the rest of your life life

Chorus:

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

Bridge:

Demons on the dance floor

I've tasted blood and I want more

Demons on the dance floor

I've tasted blood and I want more more

And I want more more

And I want more more

BOO!

I scared you

Chorus:

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah!

It's a ha-ha-haunted house

Ha-ha-haunted house