Why Do You Think You Are Nuts

Chorus 1:

Why do you think you are nuts?

Why do you think you are nuts?

Are you nuts, are you nuts?

Have you lost your guts?

Are you nuts, are you nuts?

Eating cigarette butts

Why do you think you are nuts?

Why do you think you are nuts?

Verse:

Does your father beat you?

And your mother mistreat you?

And all your friends 

They hate your guts

And you sit down to cry

And you're wondering why

And you say to yourself

"Am I, am I nuts?"

You lost your job

People call you a slob

And you mortgaged your house 

To pay me

I'll keep you from the truth

That you squandered your youth

And by the time you're well

Well, you'll be eighty!

But then it doesn't matter

You'll sit in idle chatter

With roaches that crawl up the wall

You little booger

You're old and you're poor

And you live in the sewer

If you feel bad now

Give me a call

Chorus 2: 

Why do you think you are nuts?

Why do you think you are nuts?

Are you nuts, are you nuts?

Have you lost your guts?

Are you nuts, are you nuts?

Eating cigarette butts

Why do you think you are nuts?

Why do you think you are nuts?

Are you cracko? Are you cracko?

Are you wacko? Are you wacko?

Are you cracko? Are you cracko?

Are you insane? 

Why do you think you are nuts?

Why do you think you are nuts?

Are you nuts, are you nuts?

Have you lost your guts?

Are you nuts, are you nuts?

Eating cigarette butts

Bridge:

They're coming for me!  

They're coming for me!

They're coming for me!  

But they're never gonna get me!

No they're never gonna get me!

No they're never gonna get me!

Get your hands off of me!

No you're never gonna get me!

Get your hands off me!

Chorus 3:

Why do you think you are nuts?

Why do you think you are nuts?

Are you nuts, are you nuts?

Have you lost your guts?

Are you nuts, are you nuts?

Eating cigarette butts

Why do you think you are nuts?

Why do you think you are nuts?

Are you cracko? Are you cracko?

Are you wacko? Are you wacko?

Are you cracko? Are you cracko?

Are you insane? 

Why do you think you are nuts?

Why do you think you are nuts?

Why do you think you are nuts?