God Bless The American Housewife

Look at me, I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup

I bend to get the paper, every neighbor's tryin' to check me out

Look at me, I'm lovely as I wave beside my Minivan

Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can

God bless the American housewife

(How she does it all I'll never know)

God bless the American housewife

(She could use a miracle for sure)

God bless the American housewife

(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)

God bless the American housewife

(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah)

Look at how my children play Commando in the Cul-de-sac

Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack

Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things

Have to call the plummer 'cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring

God bless the American housewife

(How she does it all I'll never know)

God bless the American housewife

(She could use a miracle for sure)

God bless the American housewife

(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)

God bless the American housewife

(Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah)

Look at me, I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves

Look how my Tiara can be bent back to the shape it was

I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone

Look at me, I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawn

God bless the American housewife

(How she does it all I'll never know)

God bless the American housewife

(She could use a miracle for sure)

God bless the American housewife

(Cleanin' up the world for you and me)

God bless the American housewife

Oh, oh, God bless the American housewife