The End Of Radio

is this thing on?

can you hear me now?

oh god

is thing on?

test test test test test test

can you hear me now?

as we come to the close of our broadcast day

this is my farewell transmission

signing off mr. and mrs. america all the ships at sea

anyone within the sound of my voice

i've got fifty thousand watts of power

wanna ionise the air

this microphone turns sound into electricity

can you hear me now?

out on route one twenty eight, the dark and lonely

you got my radio on?

can you hear me now?

can you hear me now?

can you hear me now?

can you hear me now?

it's the end of the radio

that snaredrum

that drum roll means we got a winner

if you're the fifth caller, or any caller at all

welcome to my top ten

i'd like to thank our sponsor

we haven't got a sponsor

not if you were the last man on earth

and she was prepared to prove it

this one goes out to a special girl

there is no special girl

it's the end of the radio

the last announcer plays the last record

the last watt leaves the transmitter

circles the globe in search of a listener

can you hear me now?

can you hear me now?

can you hear me now?

is it really broadcasting if there is noone there to receive?

it's the end of radio

as we come to the close of our broadcast day

got my radio on

can you hear me now?

can you hear me now?

can you hear me now?

this is a test

if this had been a real emergency

hey hey!

this is a real goddamn emergency