Darned If I Don't (danged If I Do)

Here comes trouble in a pair of tight jeans

Fit to be tied bustin' at the seams

Got a bead on me she's a shootin' this way

I'm under the gun should I run or stay

On one hand I'm thinkin' that I better lay low

But then on the other what a way to go

What kind of fix have I got me into

Darned if I don't and danged if I do

She's got me wide eyed tongue tied beside myself

I'm tore up talk me down I might need help

Hold me back boys I ain't thinkin' straight

My head's cryin' run but my heart's sayin' wait

I'm darned if I don't danged if I do

Yeah, I'm darned if I don't d-d-danged if I do