My Funny Valentine

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?

Are you smart?

You are

My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with your heart

Your looks are laughable,

Unphotographable

Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?

Are you smart?

But, don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine, stay. oh stay!

Each day is Valentine's

My Valentine's Day

Each day is Valentine's Day

Today