The Anti-Song

These guys can't be punk-rock

They sing about love and Brendan says they're not

But they've got egos this big

I bet that their mothers got them this gig

Because this is the anti-song

Everybody sing along, this is the anti-song

How could I ever be wrong?

Those guys aren't like me

I hate that band because they're not PC

But they won't get too far

And if they do, I'll say that they stole my guitar