Master of the Universe

If you want to know how far to go to hell

Just ask me

If you want to see the view from your knees

Come down and join me

I'm the final straw

The nail in the coffin

Just by being who I am

Is so Goddamned

I'm not the master of the Universe

I walk the Earth the wrong way

Met my potential and fulfilled the worst

My best is cursed the wrong way

Your glass is half, his glass is full

My glass is empty

You're running short of not enough

Well I got plenty

I've come a long way

I went the wrong way

And who I am

Is so Goddamned

I'm not the master of the Universe

I walk the Earth the wrong way

Met my potential and fulfilled the worst

My best is cursed the wrong way

And when I die I'm gonna fly and come and get you

And when you try and run I'll be the curse above you

It's gonna end

It's gonna end

In the race for disaster I will come in first

That's what I've learned

The hard way

What?!

If you want to know how far to go to hell

Just ask me

If you want to see the view from your knees

Come down and join me

I've come a long way

I went the wrong way

I've come a long way

I went the wrong way

I've come a long way

I went the wrong way