Attention Please

Your attention please I've got something to share

So feast your eyes upon my brand new hair

If your eyes can adjust

To the neon glare and my look of disgust

What are you seeking validation for

At the character assassination store

Their shelves are full but nothing's cheap

So pick your ego up of the floor

And inch or two but nothing more

It's a crutch you want not what you got

You're falling all over the looks you bought

The best are brought down by degrees

The rest are curiosities

Attention please! is all they understand

Drawing a crowd for some meager pay

Drawing a bead down on the weakly pray

Got to throw in your hat

Win, lose or draw you're a diplomat

You pull the act out on demand

And always have the upper hand

Be prepared for reprimand

Attention's all they understand

The best are brought down by degrees

Or killed by curiosities

Attention please! is all they understand