Super Crook Blues

There's smart new art to robbin' on the highway

That's hackin' up the banks

An' a shakin' up the skyways

It's a new ambition

It's a brand new craze

And I have to tell you boys

That supercrime pays

Well baby's got the heroin hidden in her cashmere

She's flyin' on a Tristar from Hollywood to Kashmir

She's gonna be the star of an international terror

Now she's flyin' to the stars

'cause the bomb went off in error

Wow, oh yeah

Shakin' in my blue suede shoes

Wow, oh yeah

A wop bop a lu la bop

Dancin' to the super crook blues

Well the billionaire boys

They want a billion dollars

They're the billionaire sons of society and scholars

They're gonna join the boys of fame and wit and glory

They're gonna write a book

And they're gonna sell the story

Well there's money in rape

And there's cash in terrorism

As sex crimes shown on network television

They're laughin' in Gstaad

And they're laughin' in Marbella

Investin' in a factory and forests in Malaya

They're gonna laugh aloud

And they're gonna get away

Well I have to tell ya kids

That supercrime pays

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