The Ramblin' Rover

CHORUS

Oh, there're sober men and plenty,

And drunkards barely twenty,

There are men of over ninety

That have never yet kissed a girl.

But give me a ramblin' rover,

Frae Orkney down to Dover.

We will roam the country over

And together we'll face the world.

There's many that feign enjoyment

From merciless employment,

Their ambition was this deployment

From the minute they left the school.

And they save and scrape and ponder

While the rest go out and squander,

See the world and rove and wander

And are happier as a rule.

CHORUS

I've roamed through all the nations

In delight of all creations,

And enjoyed a wee sensation

Where the company, it was kind.

And when partin' was no pleasure,

I've drunk another measure

To the good friends that we treasure

For they always are in our mind.

CHORUS

If you're bent wi' arthiritis,

Your bowels have got Colitis,

You've gallopin' bollockitis

And you're thinkin' it's time you died,

If you been a man o' action,

Though you're lying there in traction,

You will get some satisfaction

Thinkin', "Jesus, at least I tried."

CHORUS