Buttermilk Biscuits

Now I'm your big mal dropper, mud duck stopper

Fila on the bottom and Adidas on the topper

Transform scratchin', big beat matchin'

I can tell you're getting jealous by the look I'm catchin'

I hate dumb skeezers, MC beater

Drop 5 grand on my bird white needer?

Smooth like ice, don't get nice

Just turn up the box for the Mix-A-Lot slice (huh huh)

Y'all ready to get busy? (huh huh! )

Now, buttermilk biscuits here we go

Sift the flour roll the dough

Clap your hands and stomp your feet

Move your butt to the funky beat (huh huh)

Buttermilk biscuits

(Lord have mercy Mix-A-Lot's out here rappin' about biscuits now)

We from L.A. to the Carolinas

Dip them suckers in Aunt Jemima

Don't make a difference what food you make

Use buttermilk biscuits to clean your plate

You eat 'em in the morn', you eat 'em at night

Kentucky Fried Chicken makes the suckers just right

I am eat 'em with jelly it's my favorite deally

Wrapped and sealed by a freak named Shelley (huh huh)

Buttermilk biscuits

One day I kissed my freak, hit the street

Looking for something to eat

In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass

All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss

And I gotta eat now, can't eat later

Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter

The boy walked up, and what did he say?

"Say, buttermilk biscuits free today!"

So what you waitin' on boy, get up shake a leg

Gimme 10 of them suckers with grits and eggs

A glass of Koolaid and a whole stick of butter

Them biscuits make me a superfast cutter (huh huh)

Now grab that can and wrap it in your hand

Bang that sucker till the dough expands

Cook them suckers up in your oven

Grab your girlie and get a little lovin'

Add a little honey if you want to get funny

Microwave the suckers if you want your honey runny

Gonna get naughty at the Mix-A-Lot party

And rub them suckers all over your body (huh huh)