Hulk Hogan

When I was 15 years old, I weighed only 96 lbs

Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids

My body started to swell, my penis didn't look too well

After deep thought meditation, I joined the Wrestling Federation

When I step into the ring, little hulksters scream and shout

Although I'm feeling really, I can't keep my hair from falling out

Macho grabs me by the hair, throws me up into the air

There goes another 60 strands out into the screaming fans

I'm Hulk Hogan

I am losing all my hair